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My Cool Ass Bitchin’ Haircut

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A couple weeks ago I’d had enough of long hair. I went from this:

to this:

Pretty extremos, right?  Here are some things that have been totally bitchin’ about short hair.
  • SHAMPOO MOHAWK IN THE SHOWER
  • Using only a tiny amount of shampoo!
  • Feeling the cool breeze all around my head
  • No more blow-drying
  • Being ready to go in 5 minutes.
  • Good hair day EVERY day
  • Lesbian camaraderie.  (I know short hair doesn’t make one gay, but I feel like I can give a wink and a salute and be in the club now)
  • Using less hair dye, not needing to buy 2 boxes of the junk.
  • No mo clogging up the drain.
  • Finally feeling confident.

This Is For Jeff

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Shoutout to Jeff, who is definitely part Vulcan, like Spock.  Here is that cat-shark-duckling-pooping we were discussing.

Obviously, I discuss very important things with my friends.

Not much else to report today, just this gif.  “I’m really into gifs right now.”

Lady Gaga: You Lost me on this one.

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Lady Gaga’s new single “applause” came out this week to much fanfare, and all that fanfare coming from Lady Gaga herself.  I was obsessed with all things Gaga a few years ago, but she really just missed the mark on this song, honestly.  It’s not that catchy, it’s not an earworm, it doesn’t necessarily make you want to get up and Just Dance really.  I have a feeling Applause and this whole album ARTPOP is going to be one big ego-stroking flop.  Absence does not always make the heart grow fonder.  In this case, Gaga’s prolonged absence from the new-music charts has made her shtick old hat.

What really bothered me is how horribly she is abusing her loyal fanbase of Little Monsters to desperately get her new single to the #1 spot.  She’s cultivated a following, that’s for sure, and now she is manipulating them into spending money on multiple copies of her single to win a chance to meet her in person. The real reason she’s doing this and has been tweeting desperately like a scorned ex girlfriend?  So that she has a snowball’s chance in hell of beating out Katy Perry’s “Roar” on the charts.  The tweets speak for themselves…

Plated Giveaway Winner

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Thanks to everyone who entered my giveaway for Plated.com

I’ve just picked a random winner, and it’s Helen!  Congrats!

I had a lot of fun doing this giveaway, for something that I actually liked, and I look forward to sharing more stuff & things with my readers in the future… you guys are awesome.

My To-Do is Ridic.

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I got a new iPhone 5 recently and I’m going to try out using Siri to help me do shit.

“Siri, remind me to…..”

-Listen to Wild Wild West
-Watch the Backstreet Boys Video for “Everybody” (need to confirm why it reminded me of the movie Casper)
-Buy Drano, again.
-Maybe buy better conditioner (see above)
-See if Scrubs is on Netflix, then watch hours of it (it is, btw.)
-Try that makeup thing from pinterest.
-Look at the back of my head when I get home.
-Record myself singing, confirm it’s awful.
-Water plants
-Use that groupon for mani/pedi
-order contact lenses
-see how to watch Lilo and Stitch since it’s not on any streaming video service I have
-throw away 8 king sized pillows without drawing unwanted attention
-shave big toes
-save and organize all my favorite tumblr gifs.

-make that sangria recipe from pinterest
-drink all the sangria and think about my horrid life
-text people and maybe send my ex boyfriend pics of my boobs.
-write letter to My Chemical Romance, urging them to reconsider, or at least check on Gerard’s plans for the future
-clean cat box or toilet train them.
-get more work done instead of bullshit blogging
-think of better blog post ideas

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