|Good Friday means don’t eat meat. Even you, Raptor.|
One time a Mormon or Jehova’s witness came to my door as I was leaving. They handed me some pamphlets and asked me something about Jesus or whatever and I said,
“No thank you, I’m not interested. I already have a relationship with the Lord.”
What does that even mean? Why did I even say that?? What a load of shit that was. Of all the cordial “get off my goddamn porch you religious peddling fucktard” things I could have said, I declared I had some kind of relationship with Christ?
He cool I guess. I like Christ, it’s just the Christians that ruin it for everyone.