The Most Awkward Thing I Ever Said

Good Friday means don’t eat meat.  Even you, Raptor.

One time a Mormon or Jehova’s witness came to my door as I was leaving.  They handed me some pamphlets and asked me something about Jesus or whatever and I said,

“No thank you, I’m not interested.  I already have a relationship with the Lord.”

What does that even mean?  Why did I even say that??  What a load of shit that was.  Of all the cordial “get off my goddamn porch you religious peddling fucktard” things I could have said, I declared I had some kind of relationship with Christ?

He cool I guess.  I like Christ, it’s just the Christians that ruin it for everyone.

Happy Easter!

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