There aren’t a lot of good movies coming out this summer, eh?  The one that I’ve been super excited for did NOT let me down – Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.  It was super awesome.  I’m a little sad that it’s all over 🙁

James Franco doesn’t just play a scientist, he IS a scientist.

There’s some movies coming out though that are really shitty looking but I want to see anyways.  The boyfriend says he will NOT go see the Planet of the Apes movie with me.  So I’m going to need a movie-buddy soon.  Anyone?

everything about this = yes

The other movie I would like to see that is probably crappy is Friends With Benefits.  Surprisingly, I did not want to see it’s identical predecessor No Strings Attached.  Why?  Because I could give a fuck for Ashton Kutcher.  Justin Timberlake though?  I’d like to throw some vag his way.  And Mila Kunis, I’d lez out with her pretty damn hard.

The Smurfs movie doesn’t look bad and I really want to see that.  I used to love Smurfs when I was little.  I loved them so much that I put a Smurf action figure toy in the toaster and melted it.  This is probably the only time I could like something that Katy Perry does.  Besides Russel Brand.  I’m strangely attracted to that man.

So that’s my summer movie post.  Someone please go to the movies with me.  I doubt Jaclyn will want to see the crappy monkey movie.  I’m not going to be the dweeb that goes to the movies alone like some kind of lone masturbating creepster. 

EDITED TO ADD:

I JUST SAW A COMMERCIAL FOR FINAL DESTINATION 5.  HELL YEAH!  I’M GOING TO GO TO THERE.

don’t let this be my future of ape-movie watching.