There’s supposed to be some sort of winter storm coming up tonight or tomorrow or some shit. I don’t really know or care because I’ll be in work anyways. But I noticed on the weather.com page that they are calling it “Storm Saturn.” When did we start naming every storm? This seems new, right? Did we get such a hardon for naming shit after Sandy that we’re gonna go balls to the wall naming every weather occurrence?
Know what I would LIKE to have defined to me? What the shit is sleet? What is it? I don’t even know. Frozen rain? Freezing rain? Snow and rain coming down together? Those weird ice pellets that fell from the sky last week that I didn’t even understand since it looked like halite (sidewalk salt), I would like THAT to be named.