No1Curr

Here’s a list of things that I don’t give a shit about.

  • Football
  • Zumba
  • Your photography
  • Hockey
  • Olympics
  • Any of the Kardashians
  • Any of the “Real” Housewives
  • Your kids
  • Your pregnancy
  • Shows about pawn shops
  • Shows about loggers
  • Shows about truckers
  • Any “reality” show on the History channel.
  • Yoga
  • Republicans
  • Dr. Conrad Murray
  • Movies about cars
  • Anything about cars
  • Cars the animated movie and all its sequels.
  • Inspirational quotes
  • Occupy Wall Street
  • Care Bears
  • The Dark Tower series
  • Quinoa
  • UFC Fighting
  • Glee
  • Boxing
  • Rihanna
  • Pomegranates
  • Guy Fieri
  • Pilates
  • Padded Bras
  • Any cop/judge show that isn’t Law & Order SVU
  • Town politics
  • Private Practice
  • Yellow gold
  • BDSM
  • House Music, I don’t even think I know what it is.
  • Velveeta cheese
  • The Bachelor/Bachelorette (and anyone invested in this shitfest)
  • Subway sandwiches
  • That chick who was on the news cuz she ran a marathon before going into labor.  No1curr.
  • Whatever fucking music you’re blasting from your car stereo
  • People who have rats as pets.
  • Hats that look like animals on full grown adults.
  • Any product with caffeine in it that is not a beverage.
  • Microbrews
  • Comic Books
  • Movies about comic books
  • Macrobiotic whatevers
Probably more shit than that, but that’s all I got off the top of my head.

4 Responses to “No1Curr”

  1. Kizzy

    Inspirational quotes… I concur! HATE them!

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  2. puravida

    What about a Kardashian driving a race car on set of the Real Housewives?

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  3. Elizabeth - FlourishinProgress

    Well, that pretty much covers it for me too. =)

    Reply
  4. Tameeka Time

    LOL! awesome post! House music made me laugh so hard!

    Reply

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