Life Lessons

This one time, I got married.  3 days before the big day, I freaked out and I shaved off all my arm hairs.  Ever since then they grow in all wayward and stickey-outey funny.  They used to just lay flat, now they have bed-hair.  The moral of this story:  don’t ever get married or freak out and shave off all your arm hair. 

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