Rick Perry is a turd smoothie.
First… this video…
This Brokeback-looking-yet-gay-hating retard wants to be president. President of this country! Not president of his turtle aficionado club, PRESIDENT of the best country ever. I do not understand this country anymore! How has Republican, which though I’m NOT, I can see their side of their beliefs… have morphed into this douche carnival of human filth? None of these candidates are worthy of running for president!
“gays can serve openly in the military but our kids can’t openly celebrate Christmas or pray in school.”
What the fuck is wrong with you? First of all, Christians and Christmas are not the center of the whole world let alone even this stupid country that have people thinking there is a “war on Christmas” led by our Commander in Chief. Since when are kids not openly celebrating Christmas? When did the have to start Anne Franking their trees, stockings and piles of gifts? I’ll tell you what – I’ll know the WAR ON CHRISTMAS is over and we’ve defeated those Christians when there is no more Black Friday. Giftmas alone is responsible for the highest grossing day of retail sales.
Rick Perry, and any other bumbaclot who feels their precious Christmas is being shat upon by the liberals, Muslims and Anderson Cooper, let me explain this:
- People say “happy holidays” because there are more than one holiday. Leave the cashiers alone, they’re being way too nice to you as it is. No one wants to have a run-on sentence of “Merry Christmas and Happy New Year and if you are Jewish happy Hannuka as well and I guess Kwanzaa if you’re into that, and did Ramadan happen if it did, have a good one of those and happy birthday?”
- Everyone is openly celebrating Christmas, even your kids in school. If there was some kind of state-run vendetta against Jesus’s Fake Birthday, kids wouldn’t get two weeks off of school and a party on the half-day before vacation starts. Kids (of all faiths, regardless) wouldn’t be coloring pictures of Santa, gluing cotton balls onto red stocking pictures and crafting ornaments in art class for your dead pine tree that I sincerely hope has snakes in it.
- Anyone CAN pray in school, teachers are not leading prayers anymore. If you want your kid to pray in school so bad, send them to Catholic school. Besides, you know your dumbshit offspring are only praying that they don’t fail whatever test they didn’t study for because they were too busy sexting their gym teacher.