How To Eat

Figure A:  The correct way to eat a Polly-O String Cheese:

Peel strips off vertically.

Figure B:  One of the most incorrect ways to eat string cheese.

Eat like an ear of corn on the cob.

Today while having a snack, I remembered this gem.  One day in the lunch room at work a few years ago, I was eating string cheese and being silly.  I started eating it like a piece of corn on the cob.  My co-worker Karen was so disgusted by this that she begged me to stop and she was dry-heaving.  She likes cheese otherwise, just the imagery of corn-cheese grossed her out?  I don’t know, but I laughed my ass off.

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